No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.
Take your pick from our five classic fragrances:
It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla or coconut. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!
They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!
Item code: fun324
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days from £3.99 |
Next Working Day Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday) Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day £6.99 |
| 42 | 5 Star Reviews |
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| 8 | 2 Star Reviews |
| 25 | 1 Star Reviews |
| 89 | All Reviews |
Perfect funny gift for a friend
Mrs Lois Carter | 30/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot
Brought as a funny gift and they loved it and they smelt great
CARRIE JONES | 29/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot
Really cheap product, sticker not even accurately positioned or stuck on. Not worth the money
Nicola | 27/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot
Size was smaller than i thought
Clive Cooper | 24/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot
My friends wife will love this
Paul ross | 22/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot
